The Sunday Post

In the traditional lull between the Summer cider drinking months and the impending cidermaking season, the only cidery news of note is that we've been drinking quite a bit of it recently! So in the absence of any real news, here are some current affairs pictures, with accompanying Sir Trevor McDonald style headlines:



GRAPES OF WRATH - It's curtains for this years grape harvest as Wasps Nest is found in orchard. Chutney-making is on hold awaiting late night 'sting' operation. Stay tuned for the latest buzz...

PIPISTRELLE PARTY POOPERS - Tell-tale droppings at back door announce return of Bats to Summer roost. Karen, all in a flap, was reported as saying 'I don't like it'. BREAKING NEWS: Bats have now gone!

HEN-MONGOUS EGG - Golden Hen, and top Rockingham Forest Cider layer 'Sminky' is the 'cluck of the flock' after laying an unnaturally large double-yolker. It was out with the frying pan, and in with the Full English, as Sminky declared herself 'sore' but happy.

And Finally...

CAPTION COMPETITION - Win a bottle of Rockingham Forest Cider if you can guess what Fiona was saying to Kevin at Karens recent birthday party....