
The ciders and perrys have been delivered, the beers are all tapped and almost ready to go, and a whole bunch of new
Bus Stop signs have mysteriously appeared in the village. It must be
Welland Valley Beer Festival time again. Here's some last minute....
...Breaking news:
Rain clearing, Saturday looking good for a nice bit of sunshine. The (fictional) Middleton Met Office advise revellers to: 'Wear a hat and drink plenty of fluids...' Naturally!
Our 'man-in-the-know' reports '
...all buses fit and ready to tackle the infamous Rockingham - Cottingham hill climb...' before adding '
The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round...' Hmm!

The 2010 vintage
Welland Valley Festival Special Cider (6.9%) has been described as '
...a bit saucy...', as well as '
clean, fruity, and sweetish'. You have been warned...
Reports of an early morning
explosion in the sleepy village of
Middleton have been played down by
Red Lion licensee
Kevin Barby. '
It was just the Beer Talking' was Kevins somewhat 'enigmatic' response. Rumours that the Red Lion will be offering a free '
Beer-Shine Shampoo & Set' with every pint of
Wot's Occuring this weekend have been described as '... absolute b*****ks'.